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| Buffalohair Treasure Map Stories Part 4! |
Bobby was beginning to loose his mind. He could not sleep because of these recurring dreams. The voices would never stop and they seemed to be getting louder. He could no longer hear the radio or TV. Even his walkman CD player was of little use. All he could hear was these voices day and night. They would say repeatedly;
“MasterCard Bobby, Go and get a MasterCard”
Being that he was a Karl Malden fan back in the 60’s. This cut against every grain and fiber of his body. He convulsed as he pondered his only alternative, MasterCard. It would not be so bad. After all, he did watch a few episodes of Hawaii Five O when he lived in Rode Island. “Karl never found out” he thought to himself.
With a devilish grin Bobby mused, “All I see of Karl are re-runs”. Then said gleefully out loud to a group of Jehovah’s Witnesses who were just passing by;
“What has Karl done for me lately?”
_Buffalohair________________
Creativity is the byproduct of a fertile mind
“MasterCard Bobby, Go and get a MasterCard”
Being that he was a Karl Malden fan back in the 60’s. This cut against every grain and fiber of his body. He convulsed as he pondered his only alternative, MasterCard. It would not be so bad. After all, he did watch a few episodes of Hawaii Five O when he lived in Rode Island. “Karl never found out” he thought to himself.
With a devilish grin Bobby mused, “All I see of Karl are re-runs”. Then said gleefully out loud to a group of Jehovah’s Witnesses who were just passing by;
“What has Karl done for me lately?”
_Buffalohair________________
Creativity is the byproduct of a fertile mind
Camp not knowing about the power wires
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Are all out looking for their Bobby! 
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[/img]Wild cats are having Bobby for lunch? 
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All going around wearing food and craving tons of water?
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Lonely and missing all his friends back in Jersey, Bobby set a course that was bound to keep him busy. He decided to walk across the Rockies to avoid the police since they did have a few complaints about a near nude man walking around wearing only tortillas and chilly peppers.
As he walked in the dense underbrush he pondered his next book, "101 Uses of the Tortilla" and "If only I wore Frybread slippers". He also reflected on his failed attempt at romance back in the day. But his thoughts were cut short as wild cats began to eat his tortilla boa.
"Should have married Ann Little Running Deer", he thought.
Years have passed since that fateful day when Ann told him there was no future with a man who only wore food. All Bobby seemed to attract was wild animals that would nip at his clothing. Now, the wild cats acted like they wanted more. If only Ann would have said yes, then he would not be walking across America wearing only Tortillas and chillies. He would be married and working at Wal-Mart like his adopted brother Osama.
Granted this was the only job he qualified for after working for the Bush Administration as the Presidential Publicist.
"Maybe Ron Paul needs a tortilla man"
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Creativity is the byproduct of a fertile mind
As he walked in the dense underbrush he pondered his next book, "101 Uses of the Tortilla" and "If only I wore Frybread slippers". He also reflected on his failed attempt at romance back in the day. But his thoughts were cut short as wild cats began to eat his tortilla boa.
"Should have married Ann Little Running Deer", he thought.
Years have passed since that fateful day when Ann told him there was no future with a man who only wore food. All Bobby seemed to attract was wild animals that would nip at his clothing. Now, the wild cats acted like they wanted more. If only Ann would have said yes, then he would not be walking across America wearing only Tortillas and chillies. He would be married and working at Wal-Mart like his adopted brother Osama.
Granted this was the only job he qualified for after working for the Bush Administration as the Presidential Publicist.
"Maybe Ron Paul needs a tortilla man"
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Creativity is the byproduct of a fertile mind
I wonder if each camper will disappear one by one?
All going around wearing food and craving tons of water?
We love our Bobby and are still looking for the sweet loveable guy!
So if you see anyone roaming through the deserts looking like this, you will know which camp they came from! 
Please help them home or to friends!
Never, I say never get lost with out a good supply of water!
LRD
Please help them home or to friends!Never, I say never get lost with out a good supply of water!
LRD
As the Lincoln Town car entered the KOA camp ground. Sal rolled down the window. Carlo steered the car towards the green and purple tent near the showers. Then Sal unloaded the machine pistol into the camp site.
Then in an act of revenge Sal unloaded his .45 into the tent as well and said,
“Consider this interest on your loan, Schmuck!”
_Buffalohair________________
Creativity is the byproduct of a fertile mind
Then in an act of revenge Sal unloaded his .45 into the tent as well and said,
“Consider this interest on your loan, Schmuck!”
_Buffalohair________________
Creativity is the byproduct of a fertile mind
Only getting $700.00 a month from Air Force widow pay, yes best to be shot down! what can one do with that tiny bit? But it was only what she had been collecting and storing in the tent for the whole camp all this time, that got shot to never never land!!
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Later when the police arrived the totality of the shooting was made apparent to witnesses at the scene. When the tent was opened it was a horrific sight. Water barrels and bottles of Dasani (with lemon) were ruptured spilling their all onn the desert floor. The coveted "Box of Twinkies" was also distroyed in the shooting. Worst of all, the ice chest containing Bobby's tortillas was a total loss.
"Bobby had to walk around naked now"
Even the chilly peppers were distroyed in the gun fire. Poor Bobby, if only he tried to use pancakes or waffles in the first place. This all would not have happened. His failed attempt to weave boxers out of spegetti almost cost his life this time.
__Buffalohair_______________
Creativity is the byproduct of a fertile mind
"Maybe Ron Paul needs a tortilla man"
"Please help them home or to friends! "
“Consider this interest on your loan, Schmuck!”
"Bobby had to walk around naked now"
Coming Next a turn in events, the Treasure Map Stories begin!"Bobby had to walk around naked now"
Even the chilly peppers were distroyed in the gun fire. Poor Bobby, if only he tried to use pancakes or waffles in the first place. This all would not have happened. His failed attempt to weave boxers out of spegetti almost cost his life this time.
__Buffalohair_______________
Creativity is the byproduct of a fertile mind
"But you are thinking seven words eh?"
"Now all but one has been faithful!"
LRD
"Now all but one has been faithful!"
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"Maybe Ron Paul needs a tortilla man"
"Please help them home or to friends! "
“Consider this interest on your loan, Schmuck!”
"Bobby had to walk around naked now"
"Arnold the ax maker is not happy"
Buffalohair_________________
Creativity is the byproduct of a fertile mind
Buffalohair_________________
Creativity is the byproduct of a fertile mind
Campers got rides to their humble homes. 
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Will there be another Script coming soon?
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Who knows what lurks in these minds! 
LRD
LRD
"Should I marry Judge Judy or not?"
_Buffalohair________________
Creativity is the byproduct of a fertile mind
_Buffalohair________________
Creativity is the byproduct of a fertile mind
Will she make things you do legal? 
LRD
LRD
Question;
If all I have on are my "bunny slippers" am I still naked?
Buffalohair
If all I have on are my "bunny slippers" am I still naked?
Buffalohair
Creativity is the byproduct of a fertile mind
Only to the bunny... 
Carole_________________
From your loving crew at Native Vue
LRD
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