Treasure Map Stories Part 3!

Now Called: Buffalohair Treasure Map Stories Part 3!

Nov 15, '08 6:05 PM

"Frothmorton inadvertantly activated Zelda's new electronic thong"
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Hunting water I heard screaming from camp!
LRD

It's HIM! It's....BUFFALOHAIR~~~!!!!
Carole
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Whats the fuss, I'm eating frybread naked....
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OMG, Is that what that is? Carole_________________ NativeVue MySpace: http://www.myspace.com/nativevue NativeVue Yahoo: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/NativeVue G rated? Survivor show first season eh? LRD Opps, so I REALLY like my frybread. Buffalohair_________________ Creativity is the byproduct of a fertile mind

Out of Buffalohairs tent at frybread time!

LRD

Spotted large Wild Cat watching camp site!

LRD

Its Fritz the Cat from 60's fame

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Will we need Yosemite Sam real guns?

LRD

Naw, just the fur lined hand cuffs.

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Don't forget the Little Friskies...

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Not in a plain bag marked snacks?

LRD

Have to find some more drinking water!
LRD

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With little more than a thong, a buck knife, a Carl's Jr. gift certificate and an Moody Blues CD in his player. Bobby Wartmann noticed three powerlines in the stark Arizona land scape.

"Sure could use a burger about now", he exclaimed while removing the "crusties" from his thong with his knife.

Sadly, Bobby did not realize that his gift certificate expired yesterday and his journey was going to be for nothing when his arrivals at the Carl's Jr in Phoenix.
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In an orgy of anger Bobby tore up the expired Carl's Jr. coupon and raced through the streets of Flagstaff screaming at the top of his lungs,...

"I hate Carl's, I wanna Gyro anyway"

Then clothed only in tortillas he found at the Indian Market he boarded a Grayhound Bus bound for Newark New Jersey. When asked why he did it. He broke out in song and sang the theme to Funny Girl while using a boa made of tortillas and chilly peppers.

Eventually he was thrown off the bus in Winslow Arizona.
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With the buses exhaust still lingering in the air. Bobby was stunned and motionless clutched his tortilla and chilly pepper boa. His eyes welled with tears since he forgot to take his Diet Pepsi out of the bus before it took off. He had no change just plastic. No one in this one horse town was going to except his American Express Card though, especially a guy wearing a thong and a tortilla/chilly pepper boa. Thirsty, tired and alone, Bobby thought painfully to himself,……………

“Maybe I should have gotten a MasterCard”

If only he had listened to his ex wife Hilda. He remembers how she would lament over and over to him, “If you don’t get a MasterCard or VISA I’m going to loose my mind and kill all the neighbors and cook them someday”.

Yes Bobby, you should have listened to your wife that fateful day. Fore if you had, she would not be in the maximum security unit at the mental facility in Big Spring Texas. She never would have opened that BBQ stand next to the house either Bobby. Did you ever wonder where she got all that pork? And what about all the neighbors? That’s right Bobby, what about the neighbors fore there are none.

Bon Appetite Bobby…
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